Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A: A dead ringer!
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Q: Did you hear about the Scottish zombie who died?
A: He was kilt!
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Q: Why can’t you stab a zombie with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!
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Q: How do crazy runners go through the zombie filled forest?
A: They take the psycho path!
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Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite!
7 Eleven
Seven random images posted the 11th of each month…
1. Magic Sold Here
2. Stylin’
3. Welcome!
4. Layered
5. You’ve Been Warned…
6. Oh, Beautiful for Spacious Skies
7. Strange Encounter, Redux
(This IS the month of spooks & all things that go bump in the night.)
Countdown to Halloween
Q. Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A. Because he wears a size ‘S’.
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Q. Which ghost is the best dancer?
A. The Boogie Man
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Q. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A. They have a lot of spirit.
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“Mommy! Mommy! Everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Hush now, child and go comb your face.”
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