Q: How do crazy runners go through the zombie filled forest?
A: They take the psycho path!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite!

Q. Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A. Because he wears a size ‘S’.

Q. Which ghost is the best dancer?
A. The Boogie Man

Q. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A. They have a lot of spirit.

“Mommy! Mommy! Everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Hush now, child and go comb your face.”

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck!

Q. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a ghost and a poodle?
A. A cocker poodle boo!

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.