Q. Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A. Because he wears a size ‘S’.

Q. Which ghost is the best dancer?
A. The Boogie Man

Q. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A. They have a lot of spirit.

“Mommy! Mommy! Everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Hush now, child and go comb your face.”

Q. What did the skeleton say to the vampire?
A. You suck!

Q. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a ghost and a poodle?
A. A cocker poodle boo!

Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.

Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q. Know why skeletons are so calm?
A. Because nothing gets under their skin.