Q: What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
A: A dead ringer!

Q: Did you hear about the Scottish zombie who died?
A: He was kilt!

Q: Why can’t you stab a zombie with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless!

Q: How do crazy runners go through the zombie filled forest?
A: They take the psycho path!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite!

Q. Why is Superman’s costume so tight?
A. Because he wears a size ‘S’.

Q. Which ghost is the best dancer?
A. The Boogie Man

Q. Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
A. They have a lot of spirit.

“Mommy! Mommy! Everyone says I look like a werewolf.”
“Hush now, child and go comb your face.”