Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.


Q. Why does Dracula wear patent leather shoes?
A. Sandals don’t look good with his tuxedo.


Q. Why are vampires like false teeth?
A. They all come out at night.

Q. Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A. He wanted to get ahead in life.

Q. Know why skeletons are so calm?
A. Because nothing gets under their skin.

Q. How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A. On blood vessels

Sinister longings perish
in a hail of loneliness,
solitary specters of humanity
twisted, tainted, tormented and tattered.
Writhing in misty coils
vanquished blue-haired nobles
smoke their pipes
and drink their tea,
moral beneficence lost amid
the dithering squalor
of their own wanton needs.
Frosted-glass pillars
glow amber and vermillion,
intentions forever severed
by hazy razor-grim phantoms.



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